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A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.
Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.
by Wenonahthing November 28, 2013
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Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach
They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!
by Wenonahthing April 20, 2010
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