A video sharing site that was made by three PayPal employees, then bought over by giant Google a few years ago. Where viral videos are usually made and uploaded, YouTube is great... if you don't mind the constant racial/sexual slurs, negative comments and spam the community gives.
YouTube's community used to care about making videos. Now, it's just a battle of getting "thumbed up" if "this video is gay"
*uploads "SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN VIDEO" to YouTube
youtuber123: omg wat teh hell iz diz!!? DISLIKE
FreeXbox360DotTK: * G.E.T Y.O.U.R F.R.E.E X.B.O.X 3.6.0 A.T THISISATOTALSCAM DOT CO DO TEE KAY!!! *
moneymaster: omg fuk u i culd beet ur smawl vag1na u nub
Asdfmovierox0: dis vid sux thumbz up if uu agre
udisgay: thumbz up if urban dickstionarie is gai and im a noob
A bloated music player by Apple that does not support Windows Media files. It is required to install iTunes if you want to even get 1 song on your iPod, iPhone or iPad, unless you're running Linux, where you can get libimobiledevice which allows you to manage iOS devices in Linux.
One of the major stores in the West Midlands. Many people from Wolverhampton
travel here because their town centre is "shit" and "not as big as Merry Hill"
Wolv. guy: I'm going to Merry Hill?
Other Wolv. guy: Why? We've got some shops here.
Wolv. guy: Does it have a Disney store
or a Best Buy
Other Wolv. guy: Well.. why would you want to go to a Di-
Wolv. guy: Exactly so shut the fuck up.
The mostly criticised operating system by Microsoft. It is known as a laughable operating system by many because of it's frequent crashes, high amount of viruses and the fact that Microsoft copies from other OSes, for example: Windows Calendar looks similar to Apple's iCal.
It started off as an executable for DOS systems, went on to be a nearly full operating system with the Windows 3.x and 9x series (c:/con/con, anyone?) and then did not require DOS.
When Ballmer decided to replace the beloved classic of Microsoft, Bill Gates, starting with Vista, Windows went downhill.
Gates: We need functionality, less RAM consumption and a clean UI for Windows!
Ballmer: PRETTY CLOCK, PRETTY UI, WHO CARES ABOUT RAM CONSUMPTION, ADD MORE FEATURES!!!1
The past tense term of "jailbreak
" and "jailbreaking", when you jailbreak/get root access to your iOS
device or Apple TV
Non-Jailbroken iPod user: Duuuude my ipod has ANGRY BIRDS
Jailbroken iPod user: I can fake my location and get Metasploit
Non-Jailbroken iPod user: HOW?
Jailbroken iPod user: Just jailbreak your iPod and Cydia
will let you get as many apps as you want.
Non-Jailbroken iPod user: AW FUCK NO.