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Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.

Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.

LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.

Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.

There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.
by Wasabimoto January 15, 2008

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AKA "Gas Outta Satan's Ass." This drink is fuckin' illegal in most states. A coma inducing 95% alcohol content will shit-can you in 2 or 3 shots. Not a good thing if you want to keep taking jello shots of a chick's tit. Bacardi 151 pales in comparison.
Everclear will ice your ass into the afterlife.
by Wasabimoto August 28, 2009

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Malt liquor that contains 11% alcohol and caffine, along with a mix of other shit. One 24oz. will most likely get you fuckin' shit-canned. One is all you need. It can get you just as fucked up, if not more, as a few shots of tequila.
Can come in various flavors like Fruit Punch and Orange. May taste like acetone. I know mine did.
I thought I was dying after one can of Four Loko.
by Wasabimoto August 27, 2009

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A phrase a virgin says when they're ready to knock boots.

Alternatively, a phrase someone says when they really like something and they want it NOW.
Sarah: OMG Jenni, the new Butt-Quake 6.0 comes out tomarrow. It's supposed to feel like having an 6.0 earthquake in your ass!

Jenni: Omg...My body is ready.
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Bacardi 151 Holy Shit! More like Bacardi 911, amirite? This shit came stright from a gas pump. After a shot, vapors will burn your esophogus and evaporate out your mouth. Light it up a take a hit. This will spell disaster. It is 75% alcohol or 151 proof, hence it's name.
I took two shots of Bacardi 151 and decided it was quite disgusting
by Wasabimoto August 28, 2009

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A feeling you get when you see or hear something you dislike so much, you wanna kickbox the shit out of it. Usually, when you hate something, you want to punch, kick or hit it with a blunt object, such as an aluminum baseball bat. It feels great when you release your hatred, whether by destroying things, such as a wall or hotel room, or by fighting.
I HATE that asswipe so much, everytime he comes around, I feel like doing a roundhouse kick to his face.
by Wasabimoto May 27, 2007

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Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.
Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.
by Wasabimoto March 27, 2007

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