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4 definitions by Wart The Dick

 
1.
1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.

Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.
"Dude, I can't believe this toilet water tastes better than Natty Ice."

"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."
by Wart the Dick May 11, 2004
 
2.
Spanish for "pure life."

The law of the land in Costa Rica. The expression is used in many forms, from a greeting, to a synonym for "excellent." Ticos follow this lifestyle and are some of the most wonderful people on earth. A synonym of "hakuna matata." Life is wonderful; enjoy it.
"Pura vida!" (Damn right!)

"Que Me 'Ice Mae, Pura Vida?" (What's up dude, all good?)
by Wart The Dick December 07, 2004
 
3.
1)The self appointed slang term Costaricans chose for themselves. 2)The Embodiment of latin flavor and zest for life. A "Tico" is easily the most amazing person you will ever have the astounding pleasure of meeting. They have a very care free outlook on life guided by the "Pura Vida" saying. A tico knows good food, good women, and most of all good drink. The perfect example is their local beer "Imperial". Tico's can party, they are smart, they are charming and funny. All around damn near perfect.
"Those damn tico's sure are full of themselves."

"The only way for a tico to commit suicide is to climb to the top of his ego and jump off."
by Wart The Dick December 06, 2004
 
4.
Prison love, or the forceful anal intercourse between one inmate (hereforth refered to as bitch) and his agressor (henceforth known as BUBBA). Prison love is likely to occur when the bitch is new to the enviroment. Likely scenarios include: Bitch drops the soap, Bubba proceeds with the opportunity. Bitch decides he wants to join a gang, Bubba and other members have multiple, abussive, intercourse sessions as initiation. Bitch might also become a plaything traded and sold within the cell block.

Warning: Prison love is extremely painful due to lack of lubricants, it is not unheard of to require stiches to the anus after such forms of open affection. Also beware of dirty prison guards as asking for help might lead to becoming the bitch of yet another man.
"Yes sir, he owns me, I'm his bitch. Yes sir, typical example of Prison Love"

"Come 'ere, lil'darlin' Imma show you's some Prison Love."
by Wart the Dick May 06, 2004