1. A miguided belief that spelling words wrong is cool.
2. The self given title of people who spell words wrong or make up words altogether.
3. The use of letters as words.
4. The use of numbers as words or parts of words.
5. A word used by people on the internet to cover up the fact that they are semi-literate.
Leet guy: Pwnzors
Normal guy: You are stupid
Leet guy: stfu PWN
Normal guy: "Pwn" is not a word
A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.