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2 definitions by Warghoul

 
1.
A double peg-legged, bearded pirate who drinks copious amounts of Hennessy and contemplates the universe.
This cruise ship has quite a few phinessee's on deck.
by Warghoul February 09, 2012
 
2.
A beer connoisseur widely known to drink too much, hit on everyone and pass out in a drunken rage.
Dude, you're not gonna show up to the party and Doskey again, are you?
by Warghoul December 27, 2011