1 definition by Wannabe Bastard Son of Che Guevara

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Just because your daddy got his poopshoot ravaged in Desert Storm does not give you the right to kill thousands of innocents in an effort to fool the Amerikan Public (sic) into thinking they have a purpose. OIL OIL OIL! MONEY MONEY MONEY! George Bush is the single most costly disaster the proverbial United States will have ever known. Until Dubya II gets cheated into the White House to further assrape Amerika into submission. Read Steal This Book. Tell it all, brothers and sisters.
HOOOOOOOOO-AHHHH!!! We's a gonna have us a war fer to pocket us some moolah and ill-gained support from the undereducated Amerikan majority! Surplus? Whats a surplus? Yes, Dick, I know we just occupied a country rich in oil, but what in the fuck does that have to do with gas prices rising ten cents a day? DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS...OR OUR NUKES, OR OUR TOTAL LACK OF U.N. SUPPORT. OR OUR LAND-OF-THE-FREE HYPOCRASY. THERE IS NO FREEDOM. ONLY MONEY.

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