3 definitions by Wang Ninja

Top Definition
Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.
Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.
by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003
A woman who is too proud of her past experiences of being tit-fucked.
"Jane from accounting sure is a titty bitch"
by Wang Ninja March 19, 2003
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