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2 definitions by Wang Hanger

 
1.
1)A dermal abraision that's the result of vigorous masturbation.

2) To put your thumb through the skin of a penis (your own or another's).
Did you hear about that kid who jerked off so hard he gave himself a chapper?

Then the bitch's nail got caught and she gave me a chapper.
by wang hanger May 05, 2005
 
2.
1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.
After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..
by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005