7 definitions by Walter eagle

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Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.
Poor mr jones has been pensionalized and is now living on the street due to his former employer taking away his pension after serving them faithfully for 38 years.
by Walter eagle December 16, 2010
GNIZAMA is amazing spelled in reverse. It replaces the word amazing due to the gross overuse of the word amazing in everyday language use. From this day forward GNIZAMA will be the only English word to describe something that is GNIZAMA. It will also replace cheers, mazel tov, and here's mud in yer eye, when toasting .
Sally Sue, baby, you only got five teef in yur head but them five teef r GNIZAMA !!!
by Walter Eagle December 28, 2010
The confusion to the brain that occurs when one is being bombarded with too many ideas, opinions and or instructions at the same time.
I grew overly anxious when watching the view on television after the panel proceeded to all talk at once but when sherry interjected a stupid jeffery anecdote ,I suffered a terrible case of mindflack and changed the channel.
by Walter eagle December 16, 2010
Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception
by Walter eagle December 16, 2010
Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me
by Walter eagle December 16, 2010
An Eco-turd is defined as a person, usually wealthy, who is always trying to project him or herself on the forefront of popular concepts or practices. This individual is seldom driven by conscience or principle but rather appearance.
Mr. Fletcher has just moved in his eleven thousand sq ft GREEN built home in the exclusive gated community he had constructed for he and his wife. He turns to his wife Mimsie and says :" Mimsie, I think it's time to trade the Hummer in and maybe buy one of the new hybrid SUVs that are getting up to 14 miles per gallon. i think the flex-fuel badgiing on the front and sides would impress our friends at the club."
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD

Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!
by Walter Eagle December 19, 2010
The act of typing with only your thumbs on all typing devices, I.e. Computer keyboards and other devices through the learned behavior of texting on smaller devices such as cell phones.
Jason thumbled out his term papers on his computer keyboard to the amazement of his parents. "Mom, where are the bandaids? My thumbs are sore from thumbling!"
by Walter eagle December 16, 2010

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