1 definition by Walter Smithson

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A small insignificant person who’s soul purpose in life is self gratification at the expense of others. Can also be equated to a wet piece of shit stuck to one’s ass hair. When used to describe a person, an utterly useless individual, a mistake in birth, a random event of a wolf fucking a frog. When used as a verb, describes an instance in which a simple task is fucked up beyond all recognition or FUBAR.
Nick’s been pissing me off lately; he’s acting like a fucking Smets.

“Fuck, I just pulled a fucking Smets.”
by Walter Smithson December 03, 2007

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