Somebody who sits on their ass all day on their computer and
watches retarded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat grass.
("Did you see two girls one cup?" - "No cause I'm doing something important!")
("What are you doing today" - "Nothing")
("Sky John is really fun"- "NO! hes a Fucking Retard.....")
("Mom can you cook me dinner cause I'm on my computer"- "Such a Fucking computer cow")