2 definitions by Wagonian

When a bowl, bong, vape, joint, blunt, tetris block, or chillum (or any other smoking device) is "kicked" and the marijuana is completely burnt out to ash.
"Dude, lemme hit that"

"No bro--it's keefed. Sorry"
by Wagonian May 4, 2006
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Administering cunnilingus while the female defecates, smearing feces all over the chin and neck region of the male or lesbian.
Dude you smell like shit!
I know man, I just gave Julie a femblumpkin.
Sweet man!
by Wagonian April 12, 2006
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