A fictitious account of events that
has been created and repeated
consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story
as fact. The ultimate goal of a Taft's Buttplug
is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.
from the story that President
William Howard Taft, the most rotund President
ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug
which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug
was/is reported to be in the basement archives
of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug
likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug
was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split
Remember when I stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
Thing is, that never
happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.