Your first name is a trend on UD that often follows a certain pattern. Upon searching your first name you often find that the first couple definitions are an obvious ploy by every single person of that name with an ego. It may take some searching but you will usually find the true definition, mainly having something to do with a sexual reference.
: Go search your first name on UD
1. Jeff is a super awesome sexy guy
2. A Jeff is a Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.