A kick ass bro, he'll do anything for anyone, everybody loves him and is the life of the party. Smooth with the ladies and can hold his liquor like a god. Tomasz has one best friend and another try-hard. Guys want him, Ladies want to be with him, everybody else just wants his large hog in and around their mouths.
Brenden: I'd bang Tomasz.
Simon: Yeah we all know.
Brenden: I'd do terrible shit to him, I would wreck that body.