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2 definitions by WHITEASS

A shit in which when finished requires none or hardly any wiping,Thus being the kind of shit you`d want to have whilst on an S.A.S mission to save time and leave no clues to your where abouts.
i'm going for a dump dave hold the bus, don't worry it feels like it'll be an S.A.Ser
by WHITEASS December 12, 2007
To have no money, "skint"
Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!
by WHITEASS August 28, 2009