Probably the gayest band I have ever seen in my life. Their songs consist of 'singing' that sounds like a cock
is being shoved down their throats while they're being butt-fucked by some 40 year old pedo. Their fans are made of 99% of the population of 9-17 year old girls who have never had their first kiss and and have an equally strange and stalker-ish obsession with HighSchool Musical
and Disney Channel
. Between the three Jonas Brothers they only have 3 eyebrows because each one has a uni-brow, especially the oldest one, kevin, who looks like he has some furry rodent glued to his forehead. They SAY they're virgins but we all know that they are not. We all know they are male-hookers, I mean, why else would their pants be so tight?
Jonas Brothers Fan- OHEMGEEEE JOE JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWWTT LIKE OHEMMGEEEE
Normal Person- Go get a life, fag.
Maplestory is a highly addictive game where, initially, 'no life' tweens can hide behind their computer screens and have the life and friends they never had in real life, but in pixels. You can level up by shooting rainbows at mushrooms and snails, marry other pedophiles, and have "friends". You can also build your reputation based on the amount of Nexon you have, how bitchy and annoying you are, and how many pixel boyfriends/girlfriends you can pick up at the same time. Also based on how many opposite (or same) gender pixels want to date your pixel.
Stupid aassssss shit in which 10 year old asian girls (and boys) can pose as 17 year old model/stripper/emo/scene/whatever else is out there via pictures available on google and post them on their fake myspaces to impress the 40 year old pedophiles who then insist on "marrying" their pixels.
Also the reason for the recent stock market crash because of all the 10 year olds spending $300+ of their parents money a week on "NX" to make their pixels "pimped" with gay clothes and shit. If you don't have at least 12+ hours to spend daily on Maplestory you will go through what is called mild to severe "MS Withdrawal".
10 year old: "OMG i hate school I have no friends I wanna go talk to my Maplestory boyfriend and my Maplestory friends."
Normal 10 year old: "What if their 40 year old pedos?"
10 year old: "SHUT UP THEIR REAL TO ME!"
10 year old *steals picture of scene girl from google and posts it on fake myspace*
Maplestory Pedo: "Omg you're so hot lets get married."
10 year old: "Omg i kno im so hot arent i."
10 year old: "MOM I NEED 300 DOLLARS FOR MORE NEXON I HAVE TO BE THE MOST POPULAR PIXEL ON MAPLESTORY"
10 year old: "Omg i havent played maplestory in 3 hours" *twitches*