Getting shit on the back of ones testicles due to explosive diahhrea.
That Taco Bell I ate came out so fast I mudflapped it.
Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.
She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.
Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.
When Dave opened up the toilet stall door, he got a Golden Chalice in the front of his pants.
Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.
I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.
When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis
Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.
To burp while keeping you mouth closed, then tapping your sister on the shoulder and blowing it in her face.
She wouldn't change the channel, so I burped up some pizza and mooped her.
When performing anal sex, the male pulls out a chili dog
with undigested corn in the batter - the friction from churning butt-butter pops the corn kernels creating a popcorn dog.
After pulling out of Roy's ass, Siegfried was surprised to see the corn in the shit on his dick begin to pop from the friction, creating the mythical popcorn dog.