is a "joke
doesn't actually employ humor
whatsoever. Most unjokes will use the set-up from
a well-known joke to hook the listener
end the joke with a completely serious "punchline
." It is crucial that unjokes ARE NOT FUNNY
at their base value. What's funny
is that they aren't funny
at all. If you don't get that, then you just don't get it.
are some unjokes for your
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Hold her head underwater until she stops struggling.
So, a duck walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool. Animal
Control is called immediately, they capture
the duck, and set it free at a nearby pond.
Q: What's the difference between a Jaguar and a dead baby?
A: One is an automotive
machine and the other is a tragic loss of human life. There's lots of differences, honestly.
Q: How many
Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
A: Five. Four, comfortably.