2 definitions by Vladdo

Top Definition
1. An individual having proposterous amounts of self belief as a result of completing a degree, irrespective of the quality of the degree and the institution that provided it, and convincing themselves that their lacklustre first job in the industry as being more significant than it is. The dog knob is also apparently devoid of any skills normally acquired from a degree or is certainly unable to apply them to their job.

2. The penis of a dog
"What a dog knob, he reckons building PCs is such a high powered job. I bet it took him all his degree to learn that!"
by Vladdo April 22, 2009
Word used at the end of a trailing sentence to mask an attempt at indimidating an unsuspecting colleague or peer into carrying out a menial and/or demeaning task on a person's behalf. This then liberates the deceiving party to then engage in self promotional behaviour to partake only in activities perceived to be socially ascending and/or career enhancing while causing the victim to be fated to carry the burden with no opportunity for redemption.
DK: Are you taking this smelly printer into the factory while I go help the execs with their video conference or....


DK: Are you going to install these 30 applications onto the user's obsolete PC over the next 4 hours while I do my expenses from my high profile business trip or.....
by Vladdo March 09, 2010

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