A term originating in the small town of Eden Falls (population: dwindling) to mean any conspiracy, but the "modern" variant in the new (much smaller) town of Eden Falls II is anything and everything.
"LOM kicked the baby!"
"Stop LOMming with each other!"
"LOM me harder, baby! Yeah!"
"Oh, it's already been LOM!"
"LOM you, mother-LOMmer!"
"You want something to LOM with your burger?"
"Let's all go the LOMmy..."