paparbrizzi n. (pa par brit' zee)
Paparazzi dedicated to following Pop star Britney Spears 24/7. Celebrity photographers who choose to focus only on Britney Spears, knowing they will have daily shots of Britney that are at least internet postable, and likely saleable. Paparazzi who latch on to Britney Spears as the "low hanging fruit" of paparazzi celebrity subjects.
Rookie paparazzi's who latch onto the top paparazzi subject.
After her release from the hospital, Britney Spears was surrounded by the constant flood of "paparbrizzi".
The photographer became a "paparbrizzi" due to the frequency of Britney sightings, and the potential for profit.
Britney Spears sometimes seems to enjoy the "paparbrizzi"
Photographs of celebrities, (mainly women) that are enhanced by Photoshop or other photosoftware to provide an "x-ray" effect showing body parts "through" their clothing.
Effect can be as simple as increasing "brightness", or as complex as to include "layering" or other hi-tech photoshopping techniques.
Best results are achieved in photos with subject wearing sheer or single-layered clothing, or photos that are taken with flash photography.
Desired result is enhance photo to provide a clearer view of subject's "private parts" through their clothing. Breasts are usually the primary target of sexray photos.
"The shots of Britney Spears in the sheer blouse made excellent "sexray" subjects."
"Fans of the sexy starlet manipulated her photos to create excellent "sexrays"."
"The red carpet flash photos of the Oscar winner in the form-fitting dress made it easy to photoshop "sexrays" of the photos with dazzling results".
goodwillionaire n. (gud wil' eon air)
1. Person who makes over 100k per year, but shops at Goodwill at least once per month. 2. A rich person who can afford brand name merchandise, but chooses to shop at Goodwill because of the thrill of the bargain. 3. Persons who like to save money on "garage sale" items sold at Goodwill, but don't necessarily need to save the money because of their affluent status.
"My boss is a "goodwillionaire"..he makes twice what I do, but he always brags about buying shirts, cds, and even shoes at Goodwill"
"I bought this toaster at Goodwill for 2 bucks....and I even saved more on used "beaded seat covers" for my Lexus"
"My son works part time at Goodwill, and he recently sold my friend Jack from the country club a "goodwillionaire" sportcoat.
Emailfemale n. (E' male fee' male)
1. A woman or girl whom you contact through an internet dating service that doesn't want to meet you ultimately, but just wants to email you seemingly forever. 2. A match on a dating service who you seemed to hit it off with, but she never agrees to a meeting, and chooses to only email you as she did originally when you thought you hit it off. 3. Female met online who isn't interested in you romantically, but continues to email you with the most assinine crap on the web, or sends daily emails with "sup" or something equally inane. 4. Online woman or girl that you will never meet, yet she wants to still email. 5. An online female you will never meet that clogs your inbox so much crap it is bordering on "spam".
"I found a great match on the online dating service, but instead of meeting me, she just turned into an "emailfemale"."
I'm looking for a LTR, but all I end up with are "emailfemales"."
"Hi kissypants9556, thanks for answering my personal ad, and sending me those oh-too-clever Jeff Foxworthy pages, but I really don't need another "emailfemale".....hope you understand."
"This emailfemale has been sending me notes every day for a year, and I can't even get a picture from her"