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1 definition by Vinny glasses and Ricky green

 
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To cry and jizz simultaneously. The short feeling of regret during/after solo masturbation. Gives a kleenex two jobs.
I was masturbating alone to the romantic comedy, Beauty and the Briefcase, and then crizz(ed) all over the place.
by Vinny glasses and Ricky green February 19, 2011