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2 definitions by Vinny Porrello

 
1.
An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.
When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.
by Vinny Porrello December 11, 2007
 
2.
When a male (usually a teenager) masturbates too much and his penis appears red due to skin loss.
KHALIL: Hey man, I masturbated like five times today.
CODY: Yeah, your dick looks like a California Redwood.
by Vinny Porrello December 11, 2007