Shits, poops, craps, or any other overused word that describes these. Mud Monkeys works too
He's taking the browns to the Superbowl.
That guy is like the browns in the Superbowl, he'll make your life stink like ass til you get rid of him!!
That person is so damn ugly the browns in the Superbowl are nicer to look at!!!
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