Mr. Warlow, is a very... intriguing human being. Not the nicest creature, by any means, and talks and walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He hasn't been laid in 5 years and he has a "wife."
Me: Mr. Warlow won't let me print a paper for English. D':
My Significant Other: How come?
Me: It needs to be for "educational use only".
My Significant Other: ._. What a Mr. Warlow...He's such an ass!