1 definition by Vincent Reid Fowler

Top Definition
Variant of tea bag.

–verb (used with object)
1. to intentionally and forcibly insert the scrotum and testicles of a male into the anal orifice of another, generally a woman.

also

-noun
1. the act of 'tea cozying' another.

—Related forms
tea cozying, tea cozied
"Urged on by his peers, Arthur proceeded to tea cozy Betsy's freshly-reamed ass."

"Damn bitch, you just got tea cozied!"
by Vincent Reid Fowler January 29, 2007

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