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1 definition by Vince the madman

 
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Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.
My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!
by Vince the madman November 08, 2004