When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.
Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."
Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."
Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"
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