Masters in Call of Duty
Administration. When a college student decides that his life is too rigorous and stressful for his tastes, so he proceeds to withdraw (i.e., fail out) from school. He then chooses to take his life up to the next step by getting his MCDA and becoming a Masterfully worthless human being.
A very good number of Freshman drop out of college, go home, and earn an M.C.D.A.