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A crimp is a penis that does not open, and has no opening to pee, if that can be visualised. It is largely mythical as I have yet to come across someone who will openly admit to having a crimp. But then male lactation is also largely mythical but there are many websites devoted solely to that practise...
Do you have a crimp?

My god, you do as well!!!
by Very Expert November 14, 2005
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