(noun): Originally, a term of affection to describe a hot tuna
who hangs with surfers at the beach
. The term now refers more generally to hot chix
who live, work, or play at the beach.
The surf bunnies in South Carolina all look like dudes! Sike
(1) Depending on the context, an acronym for either "Stay-At-Home-Mom" or "Shit-Ass-Ho-Motherfucker" (see dooce
(2) Last name of the greatest white blues singer ever.
(1) You can read about one very hot, very funny SAHM at dooce.com.
(2) Doug Sahm was one great bluesman. Austin, Texas, will never be the same again without him.
The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.
Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna
achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney
bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
(noun): Gay reference to a favorite sexual partner/boyfriend.
Saw you last night with Mr. Boofoo, and, man, he ugly! No booty
an' he looks just like that hoAnne Coulter
(noun, proper name): Overrated, overfed, and inexplicably popular right-wing American comedian--as the term is most broadly applied--who appeals to the same individuals who believe Garth Brooks is a legendary country-western singer, Billy Crystal is a national treasure, EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND is the ultimate in primetime television programming, and Sen. Bill Frist
can distinguish potential Republican campaign donors from people in a persistent vegetative state.
Drew Carey cannot stop laughing at his own lame-assed jokes, even when being pelted with ripe fruit.
(adj.) Once a man reaches middle age
and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge
, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle Arby.
I'll have to stop hitting the clubs looking for action; my face has gotten so avuncular, chicks think I'm there to look for my runaway daughter.
(slang expression): Originating in the 1950s as a response to a statement of dubious veracity or credibility, it's an acronym for "Keep believing it".
Bush: We can win the war on terror by killing every muslim in the middle east.
Intelligent Person: Yeah, k.b.i.