26 definitions by Verbal Platinum Princess

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.
Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Truly unattractive overweight person.
Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?
by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.
I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.
by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Small male genitalia.
Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.
After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug