People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.
Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."
Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."
Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."
Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."