2 definitions by Vann

Top Definition
When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500
#limp dick #flaccid wang #whiskey dick #crippled dwarf #performance anxiety
by Vann June 09, 2006
When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain
So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain
#dirty vagina #diseased meat curtain #salmon helmet #stinky pussy #dirty
by Vann June 17, 2006
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