2 definitions by Vanilla Bean

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A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
by Vanilla Bean January 25, 2007

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To be very under the influence of benzodiazepines. (Benzos, xanax, valium, qualudes, etc.)
"Man I was so Steve Madden last night, I ended up dancing like John Travolta naked."
by Vanilla bean June 02, 2015

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