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7 definitions by Valkyrie

 
1.
A person who wants to have hot sex with a made up elf from The Lord of the Rings.
"Legolas is sooo sexy"
"You elf slut."
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
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2.
also tomcatted, tomcats

1. To promiscuously pursue a woman or women for purposes of sexual gratification. Used for males.
Ian started tomcatting as soon as he broke up with his girlfriend.
by valkyrie November 08, 2004
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3.
A noun describing the world webtron used by various and sundry members of the Columbia University Community especially the great and famous philosophy professor, Abram Handler, Ph.D.
The proud Aztec are not fodder for intertron profiles!
by Valkyrie February 25, 2005
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4.
The preferred verbal assault of a certain renowned philosophy professor at Columbia University in the City of New York.
Mr. Shay, I'm sorry your comments are out of order. LAME=YOU!
by Valkyrie February 25, 2005
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5.
A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.
Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper.
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
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6.
A retard.
I r teh tifged and teh dain bramaged.
by Valkyrie February 28, 2004
4 6
 
7.
Somebody who takes scissors and cuts a large cut in the palm of their hand and then takes a blue marker and sticks it in the cut, causing their hand to turn a shade of blue.
The ignorant little first grader was a bloody smurf.
by Valkyrie February 29, 2004
4 20