The religion that is completely ruled out by science.
Normal Person: you know that when you die, you rot in the ground right?
Christian: That's bullshit. You may not, but I'm going to heaven because I've got Jesus in my heart.
Normal Person: wait wait wait. If your "christ" is real, then make him do something to prove it.
Christian: No! That's blasphemy! Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!
Normal Person: Well if you're gonna puss out...
Christian: Fine. *prays for forgiveness* what did you have in mind?
Normal Person: If there's a god, he'll make a lightning bolt flash across the sky.
10 minutes later
Normal Person: see? I told you
Christian: Fuck you man! I've got faith!!
Normal Person: *walks away* oh my fucking god...what an idiot