2 definitions by UrbanAchiever
| 1. | rug pisser | ||
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A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser) ==================
It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together. ================== DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together- LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in? DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to-- LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes? DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug-- LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug? DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my-- LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug? DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug-- EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the-- DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here. ==================
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Mar 2, 2005
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| 2. | Carpet Pisser | ||
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A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. ==================
It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together. ================== BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion. DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh? BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know. ==================
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