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| 1. | ass | ||
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something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl. -YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad
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| 2. | air quote | ||
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June 16, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
In conversation, the dual flexing of the index and middle finger of both hands, to signify the presence of scare quotes. Used ad nauseam by 'pretentious' and ostensibly 'intelligent' university students, to advertise their 'superior morals' and 'erudition'. Using air quotes in this example is, like, so 'post-modern'.
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| 3. | Wingman | ||
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A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women. Typically in these ways : • The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty” • Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable. • When the wingman technique is used, both girls are approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically engages in conversation with the ugly girl. • Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting. • This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the Wingman. • The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist. Two situations may arise: 1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you automatically MUST be invited, since you know the Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty. 2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for some solid face time. • At the end of the night, after you have worked your magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’. • Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself a... |
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| 4. | power bottom | ||
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Gay Male Term. Dominant Bottom. While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex. Power bottoms supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best blow jobs fellatio and rim jobs analingus.) Rob is a skilled power bottom in bed.
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Jul 29, 2004
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| 5. | Bitch Please | ||
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A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you. "I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".
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Jan 26, 2004
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| 6. | cross country | ||
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Cross Country is thuggin. It requires long hours of training to be great but the cross country ladies are hot as hell so its worth it. "Wow that cross country 5k race was hard!"
"Yeah but look how good the girls look all sweaty like that after their race" "Damn right playa"
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| 7. | monica | ||
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the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D
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