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1 definition by Uranus<3

A very, very, very overwieght individual. Generally English with blonde, homosexual hair. They are usually complete assholes with no sense of humour. They think they are cool but are not nearly anything like this. They (not to be rude) have a small penis.
Guy1: Hey whos that fat faggot over there?
Guy2: Hey he must be Tom Hinton
Guy1: Yeah forgot bout that
Guy2: Watch out he might roll over you
by Uranus<3 October 09, 2011