1 definition by Unnatural20

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1. A walrus that has penises in place of tusks.
2. An insult used for a person who attempts to be dignified, but fails.
Pat: Man, Tom always tries to be cool, but he just goes around like he's got two giant dicks coming out of his mouth.
Adam: Yeah, what a cockwalrus.
by Unnatural20 April 08, 2008

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