1 definition by Unluckyone

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Someone who loves to hear himself talk. He will talk about himself to anyone who will listen, for hours. A Malerik also falls in love and tries to mate once ever 1-2 weeks. This helps keep the flow of his cyber sex sessions.
Hi I'm Malerik. I love you. Wanna cyber?
by Unluckyone August 27, 2008

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