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2 definitions by University of Memphis FUCK YEA

 
1.
sex move beginning with a blumpkin (taking a dump and receiving head at the same time) and ending by giving the girl a swirley while eating her out.
dude, you wont believe what i did to beth last night. i gave her a brown blur AND SHE LIKED IT.
by University of Memphis FUCK YEA September 04, 2008
 
2.
engaging in sexual intercourse for a period of time, then promptly slashing her throat while attempting to ejaculate before her heart stops. remember..youre not a necrophiliac if you finish before her heart ceases to beat.
last night jen and i played beat the clock. she was not a big fan...
by University of Memphis FUCK YEA September 04, 2008