A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.
I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.
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