Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!