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2 definitions by Uncle Toni

 
1.
Rafael Nadal's affectionate nickname among tennis fans. Refers both to his excessive use of topspin while playing and to his simiesque appearance and on-court attitude.
The topspinmonkey choked on a banana.

The topspinmonkey always picks his butt before serving.

The gipsy is riding the topspinmonkey, no ?
by Uncle Toni June 01, 2010
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2.
Imaginary injury sustained by some compulsively cheating sportsmen.

This pathology and its causes are still poorly known. Chairs, bananas, insoles and Rosol have been reported to cause severe imaginjuries.
A knee imaginjury is always the most probable cause to explain any loss by the topspinmonkey.
by Uncle Toni March 21, 2013
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