6 definitions by Uncle Dewy G

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Ejaculate that possesses the physical properties of rope upon departing the urethral opening. The ejaculate can be referred to as a "rope of cum" even if it has a semi-runny consistency (somewhere between sputum and gel dentifrice) so long as the rope of cum remains unbroken from the ejaculator to the ejaculatee. This phenomenon is associated with prolonged periods between ejaculations allowing for the full maturation, curing, and coagulation of semen. Overextended time between ejaculations can even lead to a curdled or lumpy rope of cum.
Opposite of cum spray.
The rope of cum extended from my penis tip to her sweaty navel.
by Uncle Dewy G January 22, 2011

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1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.

2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”

Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
by Uncle Dewy G June 13, 2010

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High velocity ejaculate from a penis tip, the force being so great that the ejaculate disperses within in the air column in a spraying manner.

Opposite of a rope of cum.
I hit her in the face with my cum spray.

Her eyes were sealed shut when the cum spray on her face dried.

Be careful, there’s cum spray on the floor.
by Uncle Dewy G June 13, 2010

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A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.
Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!
by Uncle Dewy G April 07, 2016

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An attitude that is shitty. Hyphenation of Shit or Shat and attitude.
Bret: Hey honey can you pass me the orange juice.
Suzy: Go fuck yourself, Bret.
Bret: What’s up with the shatattitude?
by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011

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Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.
I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.
by Uncle Dewy G January 22, 2011

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