An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.
I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.
One who has a very large Penis, A Male Human who has an exceptionally large Cock, Not only long in length but also has massive girth.
I would hate for that bull dick Albert to get a hold of my old lady, he would split her in half.
Virginia holler slang for some rival fat bitch, often used for relatives or in-laws.
That hog jaw bitch better not come by here or I'll knock her ass into Jenny Craig!
A particular style of penis that is short, yet very thick in girth.
I don't want to see Jeremy again, he had a cubbage cock the size of a eggplant that almost split me in half. It was like giving birth.